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- Where am I?
- Look at all these swirling colours and clouds. It's like I'm back in the sixties.
- Hallo George. Good to see you again.
- John? Johnny Lennon? Is that really you?
- Welcome to heaven.
- Go on! Is this really heaven?
- Sure. See that guy over there with the beard? That's Christ.
- Really? I thought he'd be taller.
- Hey didn't I say we were bigger than Jesus.
- Wait a minute! How did you get into heaven?
- I turned left at purgatory.
- But John, you were the guy who was saying imagine there is no heaven.
- Yeah lucky for me God only listens to jazz.
- Come on I'll introduce you around. Got quite a band here.
- O great!
- You remember Brian Jones?
- Oh. Cheers Bri!
- Hey you! Get off of my cloud!
- Uh sorry.
- And this is our keyboard player.
- Yip! It's Ludwig van Beethoven!
- George Harrison! I love your music! But what do I know. I am as deaf as a post!
- And there's Jimi Hendrix, Buddy Holly, Keith Moon, Jimmy Morrison, and look there Mama Cash over by the buffet.
- Wow! This band is even better than the Beatles!
- And of course this is the big guy.
- Huuhh! My sweet Lord!!
- Actually, you can just call me Elvis.
- Okay people let's make some music.
- Great! I've got a fabulous new song!
- I don't think we'll have time for your song George. First we have to record the ones I wrote. And then Jimmy has a bunch he wrote. And after that ...
- O no! No no no. I'm not going through this again. I'm out of here!
- O come on Georgie, don't be a hunk a hunk a pain in the butt.
- Forget it! Rock and Roll heaven isn't for me. I'd rather be reincarnated.
- As what?
- Anything but a Beatle.



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    transcriptions: Helmut Lubbers - April 2002
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