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George Harrison in Heaven audio link | other sketches
- Where am I? - Look at all these swirling colours and clouds. It's like I'm back in the sixties. - Hallo George. Good to see you again. - John? Johnny Lennon? Is that really you? - Welcome to heaven. - Go on! Is this really heaven? - Sure. See that guy over there with the beard? That's Christ. - Really? I thought he'd be taller. - Hey didn't I say we were bigger than Jesus. - Wait a minute! How did you get into heaven? - I turned left at purgatory. - But John, you were the guy who was saying imagine there is no heaven. - Yeah lucky for me God only listens to jazz. - Come on I'll introduce you around. Got quite a band here. - O great! - You remember Brian Jones? - Oh. Cheers Bri! - Hey you! Get off of my cloud! - Uh sorry. - And this is our keyboard player. - Yip! It's Ludwig van Beethoven! - George Harrison! I love your music! But what do I know. I am as deaf as a post! - And there's Jimi Hendrix, Buddy Holly, Keith Moon, Jimmy Morrison, and look there Mama Cash over by the buffet. - Wow! This band is even better than the Beatles! - And of course this is the big guy. - Huuhh! My sweet Lord!! - Actually, you can just call me Elvis. - Okay people let's make some music. - Great! I've got a fabulous new song! - I don't think we'll have time for your song George. First we have to record the ones I wrote. And then Jimmy has a bunch he wrote. And after that ... - O no! No no no. I'm not going through this again. I'm out of here! - O come on Georgie, don't be a hunk a hunk a pain in the butt. - Forget it! Rock and Roll heaven isn't for me. I'd rather be reincarnated. - As what? - Anything but a Beatle. (Below links will open in a New Window!) transcriptions: Helmut Lubbers - April 2002 |