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Lubbers' Law of Expanding EOs:
and decreasing viability of the earth,
whilst protecting the status quo.
Parkinson's Law, 1st part:
"Work expands to fill the time available for its completion;"
Parkinson's Law, 2nd part:
"bureaucrats multiply regardless of the amount of work to be done."
Lubbers' Motivational Motto (LMM):