FIND ENLIGHTENMENT THRU DANAEISM*
[* denying the obvious]
The earth is flat and thus we follow that:
1. Growth can continue
2. Growth is needed:
want and need
3. There are still large
4. Hope, Optimism, Technology (creativity, ingenuity, innovation) and money will:
Therefore we, the members of the compact of Business, Politics and the discipline of Economics (BPE), solemny declare that the earth is flat and endless.
So please don't worry. We are the authority. We care for you.
the BPE compact!
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Dad: "You told your teacher that math was against our RELIGION?"
Kid (Danae): "No, I said it was against MY religion."
Dad: "Well – You can't arbitrarily invent a belief just because it suits your needs."
Danae: "Oh, okay… So how did all the other religions get started?"
(That night at the bar) Drinking buddy: "You converted to WHAT?"
Dad: "Danaeism. At least it's a religion that's HONEST about staying ignorant."
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